Wednesday, December 23, 2015

HOW THE TRUMP STOLE CHRISTMAS


Santa Claus

It was days before Christmas and all through the land
Everyone was cheery and lending each other a helping hand
Laser Christmas lights were shining on homes and spreading cheer
Only occasionally blinding aircraft pilots flying near
Christmas stockings were hanging and ornaments adorned trees
Waiting for presents that would be opened on Christmas day to shouts of glee
Santa Claus had his sleigh serviced and ready to go
To deliver gifts to those expecting and those who did not know
On Christmas Eve with his reindeer in rare form
Santa was having a glorious Christmas Eve night, even better than the norm
Santa landed on a rooftop and walked toward the chimney stack
When suddenly there was a brilliant light shining on his back
Santa turned and faced the beaming light
But, he could not see anything because it blinded his sight
Who goes there said the jolly old elf
Don’t move and identify yourself
Came the amplified reply from below
Your immigration papers to me you must show
Immigration papers! I’m Santa Claus out spreading cheer
Don’t you know that I do this every year!
I think I’ve heard of you, but that doesn’t make it right
For you to illegally cross our border every Christmas night
I don’t have immigration documents with me when I’m delivering toys
I bring cheer to all the good girls and boys
Yeah, I understand you say that is your goal
But, I’m Donald J. Trump and sending your ass back to the North Pole!
Santa was handcuffed and flown out of the country with the lowest of moral
While his sleigh and reindeer were impounded in a coral
Without gifts from Santa to open, Christmas morning landed like a felled tree with a thump
But, that was just the beginning of life under President Donald J. Trump

Sunday, November 29, 2015

Hate Is Where The Heart Is - Unbound By Borders

Robert Lewis Deer
As we all still recall the mass carnage that occurred in Paris France at the hands of multiple individuals intent upon instilling terror deep within the souls of the public at large we are presented with an object lesson on our inability to contain hate. In the wake of the horror in Paris various public figures railed on about making the United States a virtual fortress based upon xenophobic notions of religious screenings, national origin of immigrants and slamming the borders shut on those huddled masses yearning to be free. Although we expect our government to protect us from those elements outside our borders with verifiable intent to do us harm, once again, this time during our national period of giving thanks, the next nightmare unfolded at a Colorado Planned Parenthood Center.

A local man, Robert Lewis Deer carried out an assault on a Planned Parenthood Center in Colorado Springs, Colorado that left a police office and two other citizens dead. No amount of screening, database tracking or religious tests of any class of refugees from any foreign country would have prevented Deer from unleashing his rage. We need to clean up our own house because from Sandy Hook to the latest tragedy we have proven without a doubt that our homegrown hatred knows no bounds. Our domestic terrorists respect no venue from elementary schools to church bible studies. Stop pointing fingers at foreign boogie men and stop destruction from monsters living next door to us first.